A little laugh? And other stuff..

The sex life of an electron

From the Utah Lawbooks

76-10-1505. Discharging firearms and hurling missiles into buses and terminals — Exception.
(1) Any person who discharges a firearm or hurls a missile at or into any bus or terminal shall be guilty of a third degree felony.
(2) The prohibition of this section does not apply to elected or appointed peace officers or commercial security personnel who discharge firearms or hurl missiles in the course and scope of their employment.

New singles ad:

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Since when did McDonalds have hot chicks? Playboy finds the hotest girls from McDonalds. (Warning! Nudity Ahead.)

Target offers Blowjobs, $9.99 Hackers having fun. 🙂 They also had a Anal Stimulator device, and Marijuana for sell. (This link subject to self destructing.)

A little late, but some humor for the past election.

About Matthew Jones

Writer, Programmer, Astronomer, Dreamer, Wisher, Fighter. Always striving to be better than I was.
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